Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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