i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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