It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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