Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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