but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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