quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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