your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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