so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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