she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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