the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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