Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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