is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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