How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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