so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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