I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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