Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?