do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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