I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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