they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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