Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.