It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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