Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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