awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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