question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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