have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
my being single is dangerous.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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