no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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