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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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