She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
