i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize