Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause