Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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