they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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