My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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