38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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