Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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