i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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