Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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