he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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