I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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