Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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