wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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