WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.