People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us