Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm sobbing to NWA