I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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