I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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