i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
