the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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