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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?

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  I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?

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  I can't wait to tell mom.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.

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