Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
