Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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