HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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