But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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